lifesparks

letsflipthecoin:

“Guys, let’s call it tonight!”
“All of a suddenly…”
“C’mon! Let’s get it on with it!”
“When it rains, it’s four.” 
“Thanks God!”
“The nerves!” or “The nerd!”
“The idea crossed at the back of my mind.”
“(name of person), eat your hat out!”
“This is our rooster of clients…” 
“The more the many-er.”
“It’s a no-win-win situation.”
“Burn the bridge when you get there.”
“Anulled and void.”
“Mute and academic.”
“C’mon let’s join us!” 
“If worse comes to shove.”
“Are you joking my leg?”
“It’s not my problem anymore, it’s your problem anymore.”
“What are friends are for?”
“You can never can tell.” 
“Well well well. Look do we have here!”
“Let’s give them a big hand of applause.”
“Been there, been that.”
“Forget it about it.”
“Give him the benefit of the daw.”
“It’s a blessing in the sky.”
“Right there and right then.”
“Where’d you came from?”
“Take things first at a time.”
“You’re barking at the wrong dog.”
“You want to have your cake and bake it too.” 
“First and for all”
“Now and there.”
“I’m only human nature.”
“The sky’s the langit.”
“That’s what I’m talking about it.”
“One of these days is not like the other.”
“So far, so good, so far.”
“Time is of the elements.”
“In the wink of an eye.”
“The feeling is actual.”
“For all intense and purposes.”
“I ran into some errands.” 
“Hi. I’m (state your name), what’s yours?”
“What is the world is coming to?”
“What is the next that is?”
“Get the most of both worlds.”
“Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila.” 
“Whatever you say so.”
“Base-to-base casis.”
“My answers have been prayered.”
“Please me alone!”
“It’s as brand as new.”
“So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….” 
“I can’t take it anymore of this!”
“Are you sure ka na ba?” 
“Can’t you just cut me some slacks?”
“I couldn’t care a damn!”
“what’s your next class before this?” 
“nothing in this world is perfect except the word change.”
“Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top? (ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo.)
“my dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs!” (translation:daming pasalubong ng tatay ko)
“standard & chartered bank”
“I’m very iterated! (translation:galit sya!)
“I’m sorry, my boss just passed away.” (translation :kakadaan lang ng boss nya.) 
“Hello, my boss is out of town, would you like to wait?”
“What happened after the erection of mayon volcano?”
“Don’t touch me not!”
“Hello,.. for a while, please hang yourself…” 
“It’s spilled milk under the bridge.”
“Don’t change anything! keep it at ease.”
“Hello mcdo, magiinquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal?”
“Out of fit ako these days e…” 
“Bring down the house down!”

(Jokes from Pinaslink.com)

1. ZERO…..voi la

2. ALMS…..le mousse

3. ASHES…..a vou

4. BALLOON…..lo vou

5. BEHIND…..le coud

6. BALD…..cal vou

7. COCONUT…..vou coup

8. COUGH…..oh vou

9. CAR…..re vou

10. CUTE…..a coup

11. CAUGHT IN THE ACT…..na vou coup, na coup!

12. CITY…..cest vou

13. CONFUSED…..le tou

14. DRUGS….sha vou

15. DID NOT TAKE A BATH…..le bag

16. EGG…..et luog

17. FIVE…..le ma

18. FLY…..le pad

19. FEATHERS…..valahe vou

20. GOODBYE…..va vou

21. HELLO…..coup mousse ta

22. INSIDE…..lo ouve

23. JUST REMEMBER…..ala la

24. KEROSENE…..sol lou

25. LITER…..le true

26. MUSICAL BAND…..com vou

27. NO LONGER A VIRGIN…..les pag

28. NAKED…..hu vou

29. OVER THERE…..dou on

30. PASTRIES…..pan deli moune

31. QUICK…..vee leis

32. REST ROOM…..oui oui

33. SINK…..la va vou

34. TURN…..le coup

35. HUSBAND…..coup male wa

36. VILLAIN…..je aime ei

37. WHISPER…..vou longe

38. XTERIOR…..la vast

40. YOURS TRULY…..a coup tou

41. ERAP…..vou vou!

Mahalin ang SARILING ATIN…

Manigong Bagong Taon!

—Arch